Which animal goes to the gym?

A Buffalo.

*I thought of this while in the bathroom one fine day.
Please tell me you get this one. *

Dumb People Around Us (Jangan ISA ya :) )

Remember that phrase "All people are born equal."? Well it's rubbish. I DON'T believe that all people are born equal.

Some people are blessed with good brains. Some, although their brains are not as good as the first group of people I mentioned, are still able to think rationally and act. Then there's this group of people that are dumb as hell. Wait, hell isn't dumb, hell is Hot. Ok then, some people are as dumb as OUR politicians? J

Those people are the DUMBEST fucks I've ever seen. Period. I once parked my car a good 15 (Yes, FIFTEEN, take note of the number) metres away from that area. And when I was IN the car, I heard the fucked up sound of a ball bouncing off my car. My car was FIFTEEN metres away, and yet the ball hit my car. Now look how close those cars are in the picture. Happy repairing your cars J

They say the world is a small place. I agree, you can find dumb people at just about EVERYWHERE.

I went to Sunway Lagoon® not too long ago. Before going in, I noticed a bottleneck at the entrance to the park.

Upon closer look, there was a sign.

Why I thought the sign was put up there for fun, and that they weren't going to really search our bags.

Hey, that bespectacled guy in the yellow shirt with the orange bag looks like our very own Leung Keet! Sorry about not photoshopping it away. My sincere apologies indeed.

Search our bags they did. And anyone that brought along bottles of water had to Empty all of it, yep, down Da DRAIN. Ok then I figured, the park simply wanted to make more money, and by doing this more customers would buy drinks from the shops within the park. Smart eh?

Apparently not.

I'll leave it to you to ponder about the reason why I say Sunway Lagoon's Management is downright dumb.

ISA Trend Terbaru!

*Credits to Kein Yip for the title


They say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
This one is certainly worth more than that.

Traffic police in uniform issuing summonses to members of the public who had defaulted on the payment in Selayang yesterday. A total of 47 people were detained and 105 warrants of arrest were pasted on doors and gates (like Ah Longs?) on the first day of Ops Warta.

Look at that, 6(YES! SIX!) traffic policemen at 1 (YES!!! ONE!) house. Now what's our police force's motto again? Cepat, Mesra dan Betul...my foot.
When thrown the question of whether the police force are wasting resources or inefficient, Tan Sri Musa Hassan will probably give the excuse,"This is for the protection of our men, some members of the public might get violent."

Meanwhile, this is the most recent headline at the time of this posting. More people detained under ISA. One of them an MP, another a reporter, the last one ISA's most loyal customer.

What caught my eye was this exerpt,"

Tan, who is Mass Communications graduate from Universiti Sains Malaysia, has been a journalist for nine years.

She had reported on former Bukit Bendera division Umno chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail's alleged racist remarks while campaigning for the Permatang Pauh by-election."

All she did was report. Now why didn't Ahmad Ismail get detained under ISA? He was the one who was the cause of all this shit. As much as he may deny it, the proverb *无风不起浪 exists for a reason.

*无风不起浪 - literally means "There will be no wave if there's no wind". I couldn't think of the english equivalent of it. Which is surprising, considering I only studied Mandarin until Primary 6, and even then I didn't know shit.

Malaysia a free country my sweet arse. One can't even say anything(nope, not even online. Sorry, geeks :( ) without worrying about ISA. Heck, I could be detained under ISA, just because my post contains "Sensitive materials".

I'll be Back

After I get my toy.

Until then you'll just have to endure this prolonged suffering. =D