Last Day of Physics Lab

Since my favourite advertiser, Leung Keet has already posted on his blog regarding the last day of Chemistry lab, I've decided to take on Physics lab instead.

Some call it memorable. Others call it sad. Me? Nah, I don't give a shit. I believe I'll still get the chance to use a physics lab.

Ahh…our physics lab. Our class has been through so much in it. We did fun experiments, we fooled around with the equipments, we ate in it, we drank in it, we shat and pissed in it. A good quote is worth mentioning here. "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

Well fruit flies do like bananas. :D

We've got all kinds of activities going on in the Physics lab. Be it drug dealing, or surfing pr0n using the lecturer's PC.

(ZOMG!Pr0n!!1oneone!eleven!1)
(Yo homie, got some friggin crack?)
(Why yu tok liddat one. Ai donch unnersteng leh)

(Too busy looking at pr0n)
( :'( )
(Asherally, I can spick gud engrand one. I juz donch want to nia.)

(Still looking at pr0n)
(Now this guy notices)
(*sniffs* pr0n?)
(Bloody hell, why does Mr. Balls choose now to itch....)

Recalling what I said in a previous post of mine, bored people are the MOST creative people. Here we see our special guest for a previous post of mine assembling some sort of contraption using Retort clamps.

Grow it did, extending onto the table.

He stopped ONLY because the lab ran out of Retort clamps.

Our class is sure an interesting bunch.
Some people prefer lying down to revise. According to them it stimulates their brains more.

(F = ma , F = GMm/R^2)

Then there're those who try to imitate, but to no avail.

(Zzzzz.......)

Remember the comtraption that Loong Jin was building? It turned out to be a mechanical snake. And WHAT do you do with snakes(besides screaming at it, killing it and eating it)? Right. You take pictures with it!

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(I've got a feeling I'm gonna appear in LXN's blog. Again.)
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Then there're those kids who cant seem to put away their childhood.

Out of boredom, this seemingly artistic structure was created out of sections of the (murdered)mechanical snake.

It has everything. Symmetry. Balance. The beauty of simplicity.

A last tribute to t3h d3@d 5/\/4k3.

This was taken seconds before it was brutally murdered.

Regarding My Prom Night

Last Wednesday, 2 Indians carrying a poster about the A Levels Graduation Prom came waddling into our class. They were preaching from class to class, informing us about the prom nite. According to them, the price for each individual person wishing to buy an individual ticket was RM120. And IF, IF we were to buy the whole table, we could get it for RM1000. With that they left. Oh but hell did they managed to buzz our class up. That got everyone excited.

What happened TODAY was PREPOSTEROUS. A friend of mine, who knows someone in the Prom Committee, said that the price was RM1300 per table and RM130 per person.

My fucking RM300 discount per table vanished with his statement. Being who I am, of course I couldn't let this pass without a go at it.

I found out that the Prom Committee was working at a loss. They couldn't get enough sponsors, so the remaining costs of the prom would've to come from ticket sales.

I even talked to my friend's friend, yeah, the one in the committee. I DEMANDED to know why they dispatched those 2 preachers from class to class, MISINFORMING everyone. BUDDEN HOR, BUDDEN HOR, according to the person in the committee, she said that the committee NEVER SENT THOSE TWO BUGGERS. Trust me, to some people, a RM30 increase would be more than a burden for them.

Me? I honestly don't give a shit about the extra RM30. It's about the principle. You don't go around from class to class telling people that the price is RM100 today, then tomorrow you decide that you're running low on funds, so POOF, you increase the price to RM130. And about the claim that the committee NEVER sent those 2 bugger, I downright don't believe it. IF, IF THEY were fake, I doubt that they'd have the balls to waddle from class to class, preaching herecy to everyone.

And this friend of my friend even went as far as to ask me to DESCRIBE the 2 indian guys. When I didn't reply her online, she CALLED me. As IF I can remember what they looked like. Let's see…two eyes, a nose, a mouth. Oh yeah, and since they're Indians, so dark skin tone?

Come on lah, first of all, they didn't seem suspicious at all, and it's already 4 days. I've more or less forgotten how they look like.

And this shit happened, it isn't wholly the Prom Committee's fault. When I asked why didn't the committee put the prices of the tickets ON the poster that they stuck up everywhere around college, I was told that THE COLLEGE DIDN'T ALLOW IT.

ZOMG. This conspiracy just turned level 2.

FIRST OF ALL, the college WOULDN'T sponsor the prom. Wait a minute, doesn't that mean THE COLLEGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PROM? But still, you have to buy the tickets FROM THEIR OFFICE. I LOL'D upon knowing this.

Then they don't allow PRICES to be printed on flyers? What's up with this? Well, one thing's for sure, this means that the College COULD, and I said COULD, change the price if they wanted to and no one would know. Come to think of it, the WHOLE incident was triggered BECAUSE of this.

IF there were prices printed, then the 2 people wouldn't go from class to class making that announcement.

I started a chain message calling for a boycott on the prom. Yeah, I admit, I made a mistake in saying that the price for an individual ticket was RM140. Yeah, and once I realized that mistake, I sent ANOTHER text informing the others about the mistake.

I know that what I've done has caused a lot of flames. People everywhere are questioning what I've done. I'm just doing what I feel I should do. And IF, IF somehow the prom gets fucked, it could either be:-

• I'm great
  


• They know I'm right
  


• Only 8 people are going to the prom
  

Whatever I've written up there, it's up to you to believe what is right and what is wrong. I'm just voicing out my opinion. After all this is a free country.

Lack of Updates

Exams. Revision. 24-hour days. Busy. Lack of time. Play. Writers' Block.

In short I won't be updating often until my exams are over. I am due to hand my soul over to the exam gods in about 2 weeks. And the soul-handing-over period will last about a month. On top of that, I've got a frickin class trip to organize and coordinate. And the fact that almost NO ONE can confirm that they will be able to go gives me a Very VERY big headache.

Your inability to give me a sure confirmation makes it IMPOSSIBLE to secure a booking. I won't know how many and what type of rooms to book. And don't expect me to devote my life to organizing this trip. I've gotta revise for my exams too. The trip itinery has already been given out, so discuss it with your parents, guardian, sibling, kid, or anyone that's responsible for your well-being, then give me or Kok Shen a DEFINITE answer.

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Our government has ALWAYS stressed that our country's youth are the country's future.

But from what I saw the other day, one might give that statement second thoughts.

SCHOOL STUDENTS. Ponteng-ing by the ROMBONGAN. No one gave a shit about a group of school students walking down the road by the bunch.

They say bored people are the most creative. They think of everything until there's nothing left to think of. Show them something new,

They immediately come up with something else.

Wah. Some kind of French or Swiss brand ar? Still got the double dots on top of the "e". Must be some expensive high quality shower cream.

MOSITURISER.

Cheh. Kanasai Malaysian made. No wonder spell also spell wrong. My manufacturing date and expiry date also gone.

SPCA

I saw a sign the other day while walking pass some notices. At first I couldn't figure out what the hell attracted me so much to that sign. I took a picture anyway.

At home, after looking at the picture more carefully, THEN I realized.

This is preposterous. They use ANIMALS to symbolize SPCA. So Spastic Children = Animals? And YET we call ourselves humans. :P

Oo! Oo! I know this one. This is where the spastic children live right? No?

Today's feature person is none other than Chow "I don't simply fall asle..ZZZ" Loong Jin™.

He is truly a rare species, one which you can find nowhere else in the world. Heck, experts have even compared him to the laziest animals.

A Slow Loris

A you already know what it is

This guy can fall asleep ANYWHERE.

In class where its freezing. This I understand because it could be triggered by his natural instincts of self preservation.

To prove how dead he is while sleeping, we even put a bottle on top of his head.

The bottle never stood a motherfucker of a chance. It NEVER moved.

This is crazy.

A COFFEESHOP. Right after his lunch, he plops down and sleeps. He even gave his glasses a bath in the Ajinomoto saturated gravy of his lunch. And I thought I was the pig.

That ends the special guest feature section.

Traffic lights, anyone?Merah Berhenti. Kuning Perlahan. Hijau Jalan. Quoted from some annoying Astro commercial.