Unscientific Gazette Vol. 13 Issue 37: A Study on Oral Ulcers

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ABSTRACT: A not-so-detailed study on the common oral ulcers found on every single homo sapien sp. Detailed graphs containing data points are available. Introduction of the Xn Constant, or the Xiang Ning Constant, a new constant introduced by the Great Xiang Ning.




Three detailed experiments were conducted to find out the behaviour of the common oral ulcer.


With Xn being the Xiang Ning Constant which differs in each and every individual, named after the person who discovered it, the Great Xiang Ning.

The first experiment was to study the effect of the ulcer had on the test subject for the duration it had the ulcer. This 'effect' was measured in the amount of pain the test subject felt.
From the collected data, a graph was obtained.
It shows a slow and gradual increase in pain until it peaked at around 80% its duration on the test subject. The pain level then decreased rapidly until it reached zero.
Also to be seen in the graph equation is the repeating numbers 1, 3, 3 and 7, which can be seen in different variants.


The second experiment was to test the duration of the ulcer with the locational strategicness of the ulcer.
Locational Strategicness refers to sensitive places in one's mouth that an ulcer will cause extreme discomfort. One such example of a strategic location is the tongue, where an ulcer will cause pain every single time an individual attempts to swallow.
As can be seen from the graph, the duration increases exponentially.
It was found that such ulcers tend to remain for a longer period of time, as opposed to other unstrategic ulcers. This may be explained by the fact that ulcers in these strategic locations tend to be disturbed more, thus slowing its healing and recovering process, while unstrategic ulcers are less disturbed so they can heal faster.
Once again, the numbers 1, 3, 3, 7 can be seen.

The final experiment was to find the relationship between the amount of Pain and the number of ulcers in the same area.
As can be seen from the graph, the pain increases exponentially till the test subject dies of "Death from Ulcer Overload" or DUO. Once again, it is again the result of the mind of the Great Xiang Ning that figured out the explanation.


Conclusion: The Great Xiang Ning should be awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine for his groundbreaking study.

P.S. : No animals were hurt in the experiments.