Sunday, September 28, 2008

Of Breaks, Apples, and Faggots?


An apple a day keeps the doctor away. THREE apples...well, they keep me away. It's the holidays for me now, and I'm taking a break too. Don't fret though, I should be updating the blog sooner or later. And before I leave, let me just wish everyone Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!
PS: Hey, the colour of the apples even matches the Hari Raya mood :D

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I lost half a kilo in ONE DAY. Ask me HOW!

Donating blood.

Aww….thinking you could lose some easy kilos without undergoing sweaty and sticky exercise? Think again. :D



The National Blood Institute came to my campus a few days ago to er, harvest fresh young blood. J Why not, I thought. Afterall I have never donated blood before this. A friend and I decided to try it today. To the others that just would NOT join us, it's your loss.



A quick filling up of forms included questions such as "Have you had sex with another man before?" and "Do you have multiple sexual partners?" A quick blood test was required. For the test, the medical officer used a spring-powered needle to prick our finger to induce bleeding. That part, the blood test part actually hurt mildly. I was wondering if the actual blood donation would be something like that.



The fat-assed needle that the nurse was swaying around my face didn't help a single bit.

The whole thing was over in a mere ten minutes (registration took fifteen). Turned out that the MOST PAINFUL (Yesh, imagine HELL) part of the whole procedure was the blood testing.


The government, yes, the one people are cursing at, actually has a kind of 'reward' scheme for donors. Turns out that I get to enjoy free outpatient treatment and free medical treatment for 10 years in a first class ward and for the rest of my life after 10 years in the first class ward in a second class ward. Forty-nine more times till free medical treatment for life….



Did I mention they even gave a Sijil*?

*Certificate

Harvard should accept me now….


Anyways, a community message, Go donate blood. Painful it is, not. You're saving lives by doing so. Your friggin plasma will regenerate in 2 to 3 days, red-blood cells within a month. For you doubters, there has NEVER been a case of death resulting in donating.









And did I mention that they give free food for donors?

Friday, September 19, 2008

Which animal goes to the gym?












A Buffalo.


*I thought of this while in the bathroom one fine day.
Please tell me you get this one. *









Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Dumb People Around Us (Jangan ISA ya :) )




Remember that phrase "All people are born equal."? Well it's rubbish. I DON'T believe that all people are born equal.


Some people are blessed with good brains. Some, although their brains are not as good as the first group of people I mentioned, are still able to think rationally and act. Then there's this group of people that are dumb as hell. Wait, hell isn't dumb, hell is Hot. Ok then, some people are as dumb as OUR politicians? J


Those people are the DUMBEST fucks I've ever seen. Period. I once parked my car a good 15 (Yes, FIFTEEN, take note of the number) metres away from that area. And when I was IN the car, I heard the fucked up sound of a ball bouncing off my car. My car was FIFTEEN metres away, and yet the ball hit my car. Now look how close those cars are in the picture. Happy repairing your cars J


They say the world is a small place. I agree, you can find dumb people at just about EVERYWHERE.


I went to Sunway Lagoon® not too long ago. Before going in, I noticed a bottleneck at the entrance to the park.


Upon closer look, there was a sign.


Why I thought the sign was put up there for fun, and that they weren't going to really search our bags.

Hey, that bespectacled guy in the yellow shirt with the orange bag looks like our very own Leung Keet! Sorry about not photoshopping it away. My sincere apologies indeed.

Search our bags they did. And anyone that brought along bottles of water had to Empty all of it, yep, down Da DRAIN. Ok then I figured, the park simply wanted to make more money, and by doing this more customers would buy drinks from the shops within the park. Smart eh?


Apparently not.

I'll leave it to you to ponder about the reason why I say Sunway Lagoon's Management is downright dumb.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

ISA Trend Terbaru!

*Credits to Kein Yip for the title


They say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
This one is certainly worth more than that.

Traffic police in uniform issuing summonses to members of the public who had defaulted on the payment in Selayang yesterday. A total of 47 people were detained and 105 warrants of arrest were pasted on doors and gates (like Ah Longs?) on the first day of Ops Warta.

Look at that, 6(YES! SIX!) traffic policemen at 1 (YES!!! ONE!) house. Now what's our police force's motto again? Cepat, Mesra dan Betul...my foot.
When thrown the question of whether the police force are wasting resources or inefficient, Tan Sri Musa Hassan will probably give the excuse,"This is for the protection of our men, some members of the public might get violent."

Meanwhile, this is the most recent headline at the time of this posting. More people detained under ISA. One of them an MP, another a reporter, the last one ISA's most loyal customer.

What caught my eye was this exerpt,"

Tan, who is Mass Communications graduate from Universiti Sains Malaysia, has been a journalist for nine years.

She had reported on former Bukit Bendera division Umno chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail's alleged racist remarks while campaigning for the Permatang Pauh by-election."

All she did was report. Now why didn't Ahmad Ismail get detained under ISA? He was the one who was the cause of all this shit. As much as he may deny it, the proverb *无风不起浪 exists for a reason.


*无风不起浪 - literally means "There will be no wave if there's no wind". I couldn't think of the english equivalent of it. Which is surprising, considering I only studied Mandarin until Primary 6, and even then I didn't know shit.


Malaysia a free country my sweet arse. One can't even say anything(nope, not even online. Sorry, geeks :( ) without worrying about ISA. Heck, I could be detained under ISA, just because my post contains "Sensitive materials".


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I'll be Back


After I get my toy.









Until then you'll just have to endure this prolonged suffering. =D