Reader : Wah...j00 are BACK!
Reader : Kewl!!111!1
LXN : Ahem, you should be saying "Lame!111!!!1"
Let's make things clear. I am NOT new to the scene of blogging. I have just merely been on an extended extended break.
Boredom plus a tiny pinch of lameness and a tinge of creativity.
The ass belongs to Patma, a classmate of mine.
Reader : *unintelligble sounds*
LXN : HAIYA, WHAT you giggling at la? That ass DOES belong to him lah.
NOT THIS ASS, MOFO
One thing I've noticed about Blogger is that when creating new posts, the space to type in is SO SMALL. WTF, I didnt get a 19" monitor to stare at this small as hell window.
Next up, and prolly the last
Tadaaaa.....
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Today Limpeh si buay proud. Limpeh eh family members long zhong bo ti. Limpeh tio kaki cook, bathe, play. Limpeh eh Lao Bu buay ki hor Limpeh RM. Cham liao lar, Limpeh bo lui buay ming kia jiak. To buay jiak cao liao. Tapi Limpeh gao, Limpeh pak tian oa hor Limpeh eh Lao Bu, mui ee an chua chu flied lice. Liao Limpeh kaki chu flied lice. Teh yit tao chu flied lice, Limpeh bo sure eh chu ka an chua. Tapi bo pian, Limpeh ghuey tao gao, chu ka ah ne ho jiak. Poon lai si ai lao jiak no tao eh, tapi Limpeh soot ka liao, soot ka bo choon. Siao liao la, Limpeh eh Diet cho th'ng liao.
* LXN sincerely apologises to the readers who have little or no idea of whatever the hell LXN was writing above. He got too carried away and started blabbering in Hokkien. In the interest of those who wish to understand what LXN was blabbering about, below is a rough translation by our translator, Tan Ah Beng*
Today Limpeh am very proud. Limpeh's family members all not home. Limpeh have to cook, bathe and play by Limpeh self. Limpeh's mother din give Limpeh any money. Limpeh is in deep shit. Limpeh no money buy food eat. Limpeh have to eat grass already. But Limpeh smart, Limpeh hit the telephone to Limpeh's mother, ask Limpeh's mother how to cook fried rice. Then Limpeh self cook fried rice. It is the number 1 time Limpeh cook fried rice. Limpeh donch know will cook until how. But no choice(bo pian = no choice = what to do), Limpeh too smart, cook until so nice eat(ho jiak = nice eat = delicious). At first Limpeh want to eat twice one(eat for 2 meals), but Limpeh eat until finish, eat until nothing left. Deep shit liao, Limpeh's Diet make soup(cho th'ng = make soup = spoilt plan) liao.
Alrighty, that should be enough for a first post. Be seeing ya!
BTW That fried rice really is my first attempt. And I couldn't have begged for anything better than how it turned out to be. Thanks mum! :D:D
8 comments:
Hey monkey, here's a banana for you....
You gonna ask me more if u wanna cook. I'm PRO! Fried rice is just a piece of cake and yet u using the frozen mixed vege and sausage only. I can fried rice and then put mozarilla cheese on top then baked become Cheese baked rice. hiak!
lol..first attempt ma...haha..btw,i cant see the "not this ass,MOFO" pic le..==
Not sausage. Lap cheong. :)
FIRST try la, the first time you cook got so successful meh? =__=
Fuyoh! I knew that lap cheong, it's my favorite XD.
Oh ya about your problem regarding the tiny window to type in your content, try to write it somewhere 1st, eg MS07 in words, then migrate all to that tiny window, subsequently arranging and adding your pictures into it while stylish some of your words.
Just my opinion, i look forward for next post.
Thumbs UP! XN
Hi Xiang Ning, erm, saw your blog from msn messenger! I also read your not-so first first post. I knew that you have a blog on myspace. Unfortunately, the "title" of your blog struck my eyes. Haha... very funny indeed!
See you, waiting to read a better content improved post. Not just "asses".
Not bad can cook fried rice. Impressed with your cookings. Dun even koe how to cook except cooking Maggie Mee =__=""swt. Keep update ur blog. KLK
Thanks for your comment. I really appreciate it. Thanks for the advice too!
lolzz.. so many "asses".. haha.. u duno cook de meh? next time let me teach u la..(though i m nt pro) hehe.. watever lar.. nice try...
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