Weird Sign

This post was inspired by Wayne. So I dedicate it to him, whether or not he likes it. :D

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Imagine if you're doing some work in college, be it mechanical or chemical work. Suddenly, :-

1. If you chose Mechanical Work, the electric saw you are working with suddenly goes haywire and saws off your left arm, leaving blood spurting out like a geyser and your now-detached left arm on the work table.
   


2. If you chose Chemical Work, you accidentally mix and successfully conjure up a cocktail of explosive compound. At the same time, that fat guy you despise that shares the same work table as you farts. His fart mixes with the explosive compound and BOOM. The next thing you know you're left arm is gone, replaced by a bloody stub, leaving your left arm on the work table.
   

What? You can't picture it in your mind? Crud, why do I need to do EVERYTHING around here…

Here, maybe this might help.

Hmm….something's not right here. Here lemme add some things……

THERE

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You then rush out from whatever room you're in, left arm in your right, and see, from a distance,

THE SIGN.

"I'm SAVED." You think.

You drag your unresponsive body towards the sign, knowing that first aid will be there.

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Approaching the sign……

Getting nearer……..

Nearer…….

.................

REACH the sign……

……..in a couple of moments you will

Reader : KANINA

You finally make it. Then....

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What the…..

FUCK?!

*Dies*

PS: I would like to thank Leung Keet for constantly introducing my blog in his posts. Therefore I have decided to do the same. Throughout this post, I have added so-called "Advertisements" to advertise Leung Keet's blog...and to irritate the hell out of my readers too. *evil grin*