They are the friggin liars

*Contains sensitive materials. Thou may choose not to read if you: -

• Do not want to get involved in this controversy
• Are a die-hard fan of the 2008 Prom Committee
• Are in the blasted Prom Committee
• ARE the bugger head of the Prom Committee

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Let's start with my meeting with part of the prom committee.
But before that a phone call from the Prom Committee Head the night before. She asked me to M33T with the prom committee to see if I recognized the 2 Indians that came into my class. I asked her for a picture instead, which was refused. Fine I said, except that I MIGHT NOT BE able to recognize them since I last saw them LAST WEDNESDAY, which was a good 5 days ago. Guess what Ms. Prom Committee Head(PCH) said. Ms. PCH had the cheek to say that I was lying. The reason she gave, "People in TV shows can recognize criminals almost IMMEDIATELY in a face identification procedure".

I LOL'd. Hello ah, this is not CSI or your regular Sunday matinee hor. The reason why I wasn't dare to be sure was because 1) I really had no impression on what they looked like. And 2.) I don't want to drag any innocent people down.

Anyways. The meeting. I gathered a few classmates. But two Mofos, namely Wayne and Loong Jin(Yesh, that weird guy in my previous post), ran away before the meeting. Well THANKS A LOT, mofos.

Ok Ok Meeting meeting. One of my friends managed to identify one person. And the FIRST THING the Identified guy said was,"No no I don't recognize you at all". Then they asked how many people went in our class to make that announcement. I said Two. Before I even motherfucking FINISHED my word, they were already denying it. Nice try mofos. After confirmation with a few friends who were beside me, they of course had no fucking thing to reply, since they were obviously lying. If I wanted I could ask the WHOLE class and even my Maths Lecturer down to verify.

Somehow the matter was resolved. So well, case closed, I decided to lay low after that.

But SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW Some people decided not to.

Some PRICKS came up with this hell-bringing rubbish. Siap dengan SMS saya juga. And beneath that, with DOUBLE lines "LIES".

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SECOND MESSAGE?

THIS?

IF THEY DARE, WHY NOT PUT THE SECOND MESSAGE INSIDE TOO? THEN LET PEOPLE DECIDE WHO's LYING.

It seems the College, or should I say Ms. MARY NG, refuses to let any poster that mentions ANYTHING about prices to be put up around College. Something regarding LEGAL ISSUES. LEGAL ISSUES my farting butt. Not Ah Long also, scare what. Sommore we're in the premise of the COLLEGE, which is PRIVATE property. When I asked the Prom Committee about this, I was ASSURED that there won't be any posters with the mention of any prices.

OH YEA?!

THEN WHAT IS THIS, FOOLS? If my eyes aren't fooling me, which I'm pretty sure they aren't, AREN'T THOSE PRICES? STUCK ALL OVER THE NOTICE BOARD?

Ooh ooh it even has those fancy dandy Chops, AUTHORISED by the COllege.

I'm sure you can more or less make out the word "ECA" near the top right hand corner of the chop. Remember it, you'll need it later.

Now we look at the Prom Promotional Poster.

As you can see it has a fucking chop mark on the bottom right corner too, meaning it's authorised by the College.

And to prove that SOMEONE is lying, be it Mary NG or the prom committee, I've enlarged the Chop mark on the poster.

IT'S THE SAME CHOP MARK. AUTHORIZED BY THE SAME DEPARTMENT. So go to hell with YOUR LIES. NOT MINE. PRICKS.

PS: A friend commented that night that I wasn't like the LXN he knew that didn't like a lot of drama. Well, you've only known me for 18 months. There's plenty of me that you DON'T KNOW. One of them is this. Don't even try BUGGING me. Or I shall retaliate, A BUGGING LOT.

PS 2 : Although the "Lies" poster wasn't allowed to be posted due to the fact that it contained PRICES( HAHAHAHHAHA....IN YOUR FACE), I'm STILL annoyed by ITS LIES.