Another Chinaman’s Skim Cepat Kaya

I was in Sunway Pyramid recently for a movie. BTW that movie SUCKED BALLS, but that's another story. After the movie, I saw this preposterousness.


Reader : Ha? What pre…pre…prep what?

Reader #2 : Prep school?

Reader #3 : Prepare meal for the children so they don't die of hunger or become severely anorexic that they'll end up in rehab?

WTF?

Reader #3 : I think smartass over there meant PREPOSITION. *Holds nose high*

Yeah Right.

What seems to be your friendly everyday neighborhood stationery shop soon turns out to be your worst nightmare.

Hell they've ventured into FINANCING!
Wait a minute. Something seems wrong.

ATE-HANDERLED-AND-NAITEE-LINGGIT for a wallet. Calfskin some more, not dragon skin.

Oh wow, other than pens and calfskin wallets, they also make Organisers. I remember how I used to have a little pocket organizer like that too. I remember how excited I got when it finally arrived via courier. I was only 10 then, and how much that tiny RM12 organizer meant to me…..

CHAO CHEE BYE. WAN-THAUSEN-FOUR-HANDERLED-LINGGIT. FROM THE SAME CALF SOMMORE.

I was beginning to wonder whether I had remembered wrongly. As far as I could remember, Faber-Castell used to be a STATIONERY company selling PENS AND PENCILS.

Ahh, finally some stationery products. Finally, the Faber-Castell that I know, making high quality and affordable stationery for people.

YEELAYVEN-THAUSEN-ATE-HANDERLED-LINGGIT.
[Insert VERY LONG AND VERY OBSCENE profanity here]

Then it dawned upon me. Mr. Chinaman just found another way to get "lich". I just have to open a stationery shop.

High-end product, to match the Faber-Castell™ dragon-tooth fountain pen.

Then there would be the lower class products.

This way I sure can get rich very fast one hor? Hor?