Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I LOVE KHALIL FONG

I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone


Today's gonna be different. Away with all the usual nonsense and replaced with something serious. Imagine Al-Gore and his we've-gotta-save-the-environment crap.




Most of you have probably never heard of him(thanks to the FUCKERS at the HR department in Warner Hong Kong), and those who have, probably know him through one or two specific songs.




NO. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM. Nope, not Christian either. Yeah yeah, nice try, he's not a Buddhist, nor is he a Taoist, nope, he doesn't practice Confucianism. He's Bahá'í. Wipe that confused look off your face. I've never heard of it either. But I don't give a shit what religion he practices.


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

He does all types of music, but OWNS in R&B and Soul.




He released his first album, Soul Boy in 2005.





Next to follow was This Love in 2006




His latest, Wonderland was released at the end of last year(2007).





I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone


You know what I especially like about him, other than his wonderful voice? HE ISN'T TERRIBLY HANDSOME. And his rising popularity is tribute to how good he actually is with his music, NOT his face.




The music industry, for Taiwan at least, is precipitating with jackasses and bitches whose looks are just a little better than the average person, and they can't sing to save their mother's life, their pappy's life, nor their own. Take a look at the latest "IN" thing in Taiwan. Farenheight
Fuckermahai Fahrenheit. See I can't even spell their name without cursing. YES. I DO. I HATE THEM. To you Fuckermahai Fahrenheit fan-boys or fan-girls that want to kill me right now, KILL LAH.




I, LXN, ADMIT OPENLY THAT I HATE FUCKERMAHAI FAHRENHEIT.




Four pretty boys, one a gangster from Brunei, that can't sing nor dance. And NO, my hatred for them wouldn't be lessen if they knew how to dance. In fact, I hate ALMOST ALL boybands in Taiwan.


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

Shit, I made too much room for that worthless pile of shits. TWO WHOLE PARAGRAPH FOR THEM. OMG. Alrighty, back to business.




I have never really liked any particular artist before. But him I LOVE.


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

The reason why he isn't the biggest thing in the industry is simple. Because the people in his company are either:



  1. Cantonese supremacists

  2. Sleeping on their jobs

  3. What people?

A quick check revealed that he is signed to Warner Hong Kong. Don't get it wrong, it aint a small company, it's one of the biggest fishes in the pond. Their personnel is just doing a shitass job promoting him to the greater world. Only recently has he started getting the recognition he deserved. TV stations started interviewing him, TV shows started inviting him to be their guests, and other what-nots. And I SWEAR TO GOD, this isn't thanks to the promotion team's effort.


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

To truly see, or hear in this case how good he is, you HAVE to listen to his Live performances. And here's what I noticed after watching a few on Youtube™. The way the song is sung is ALWAYS different in every event he sings in. This only proves one thing, he comes up with the improvisation ON THE SPOT.


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

Nope he's not perfect, he still forgets his lyrics occasionally, but half of you wouldn't even realize it as you'd be too busy concentrating on his improvisations.




As I was scrutinizing on what to write in my post, I suddenly wondered," Why am I even writing this?". The reason why I'm writing this today is because I want to do my part in helping him get recognized. When I tell my friends, they go, "Kha…What?! Oh Fang Da Tong ar….I dun like lah, his songs not nice one" That only shows that they don't know music.


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

Trust me, he may not be the biggest thing now, but give it some time, sooner or later those friends of mine will be saying the exact opposite of what they said before this," ZOMG I LOVE KHALIL LEH. HE SO GENG AT SING SONG. SO HANDSOME SOMMORE <3<3" (Look at Jay Chou, my 89-year old granduncle's 92-year old friend looks more handsome than Jay, but still, you see little girls screaming over how "HANDSOME" Jay is)


I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone

Hakuna Mattata. No worries, the regular nonsense that you know all too well will be back very soon. But please put up with this for now.


PS: Those random "I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!11!1oneoneones" were the doings of my subconscious mind. I swear it wasn't me. I've already tried so hard to contr..I LOVE KHALIL FONG!!!!11!1oneoneone...ol it.


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PS 2 : I just realised. My msn display picture even looks similar to his picture. And before you start laughing, I TOOK THE PICTURE THREE YEARS AGO.

Same lerrrrr... :D

8 comments:

KLK1989 said...

I was surprised that you like to listen to Chinese songs and also admire Chinese artist. Good, support your Chinese artist unlike me who doesn't even listen to Chinese songs only listen to Western songs. Haha..the last pictures of your's really look like the artist face.

Xiang Ning said...

Lemme surprise you more. I dont even listen to english songs now.

Anonymous said...

Is this mainstream or not?

Xiang Ning said...

The reason why he's not known in Taiwan is because he's based in Hong Kong. But he releases Mandarin albums instead of Cantonese albums.
So he's just breaking into mainstream now.

Anonymous said...

*looking for him in youtube....*

Potato said...

Sowee for late comments.
In fact i got a lot to share bout him with you. I'm sure i'm the first to agree with u tat WE LOVE KHALIL (in msn last last last weeksss)
I got download a show which interview khalil in Azio TV by Patty.
He said he was bornt in Hawaii, study in Shanghai and later to HK and a lot lot more.
Hope you watch it.
After i watch this show, I, Potato, LOVE HIM DEEPER!

Anonymous said...

about what you typed..
''NO. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM. Nope, not Christian either.''

what if he IS a MUSLIM, so what?
i just tought it was weird how you said it :S..

Anonymous said...

i agree with aya...whats with the, "NO. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM." in caps remark? :/