Crap Crab

Something REALLY exciting happened to me just now. SO EXCITING it was that I decided to blog on it IMMEDIATELY after I got home.

TADDAAAA~~~Look at what I got~

Reader : *speechless*

Hey, now my holidays hor, and for me holidays = boredom. So something of this scale happening is considered BIG. :D

After all I DID practically come from a jungle and a fishing village(Sarawak&Terengganu, they're both interchangable)

It's even got its own holographic anti-forgery sticker~~

For those of you cursing profanities at me right now, stop. You should be KISSING my feet right now. First of all, one of the reasons for my lack of updates is because my old memory card was already full, crammed tight with porn pictures and songs. Well, to the hell with the old card, nothing else I can say to it, except Thank You for your service, be it a little short.

Nah, I wont miss you. I'll be too busy drooling over my new memory card for the next few years to give a shit about you.

Back to my topic of the day.

I was so happy I decided to treat my friends
A couple of my friends gathered for supper at Asia Cafe, totally forgetting the herecy that happened to me not too long ago.
Leung Keet, yesh, that kind soul who always advertises for me for FREE in his blog, suddenly brought up the idea of ordering some crap crab.


Everyone was anxious for that crab to come, especially the STUPID SATAY lady Put Aeroplane on our Chicken Satay Order.


None was as excited as Leung Keet was.

I was expecting nothing less that a Gourmet Alaskan King Crab-ish-like dish. A bottle of the finest Cabernet Sauvignon red wine would greatly compliment the dish.

Well, ok, maybe I'm just a tiny bit overexpecting

Nothing prepared me for the horrors that I was going to face. What I got instead was a red slurry of crap with crab. With some lousy bread that looked like an oversized horse's penis. Baked.

Hell, it looked like someone ate too much curry and threw up all over my crap crab.

The crap crab costed RM18. For RM18 I could buy like 6 crabs of that size and eat to my heart's content, or become a fat ass, whichever comes first.

And the baked horse's penis bread costed RM2.50. Two FREAKIN fifty for that piece of shit. Seriously this is a total rip off. With RM2.50 I could get TWO loaves of Gardenia bread and stuff myself till I die.

Also worth mentioning is that the crappy crap crab doesn't taste good either. Motherfuckers...